JHole Chill…

… and, i got kicked out of the bar… twice.

amazing.

‘Goodbye Gapers Pub Crawl’ was a success. a huge success.

towards the end of the night, i found Steffen outside of the Wort trying to pick a fight: ‘I mean, I don’t care if you guys think I’m gay; I’ll kick your ass right now…’

He then proceeded to crawl on top of Mostly Moose (yes, that huge building on Broadway), somehow made it down alive and then almost broke his ankle walking on/over a truck.

I stole his Vespa key. on purpose.

evidence:
‘Pub Crawl’ pregame. more like a ‘Pub Stub;’ only made it the 3 bars.

truly disgraceful. truly.

been striking out with the ladies. may be aiming too high… still fun, though.

this photo is what came up when googled ‘ugly bachelor’.

thinking of trying to start a new column: ‘the (w)Hole Bachelor’… a thinking man’s guide to competing with the other 80%.

i always thought a four-diamond dinner and a Willie Nelson concert was a great date. somehow, i missed the memo…

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One response

  1. adam ryan

    stephen is my boy! party on!

    September 5, 2010 at 2:40 am

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