… and, i got kicked out of the bar… twice.
‘Goodbye Gapers Pub Crawl’ was a success. a huge success.
towards the end of the night, i found Steffen outside of the Wort trying to pick a fight: ‘I mean, I don’t care if you guys think I’m gay; I’ll kick your ass right now…’
He then proceeded to crawl on top of Mostly Moose (yes, that huge building on Broadway), somehow made it down alive and then almost broke his ankle walking on/over a truck.
I stole his Vespa key. on purpose.
this photo is what came up when googled ‘ugly bachelor’.
thinking of trying to start a new column: ‘the (w)Hole Bachelor’… a thinking man’s guide to competing with the other 80%.
i always thought a four-diamond dinner and a Willie Nelson concert was a great date. somehow, i missed the memo…